Alternative Career Choices
Listening to: Silence Mood: Unsettled Dear Diary, Well there’s still no sign of Death, but he must’ve been back at some point because all his gadgets and gizmos have gone. Not sure how he managed to...
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Listening to: Famine’s arteries hardening Mood: Excited Dear Diary, Today is going to be a big day for us here in the shed. Firstly, we’ve heard word that Death’s contract will be officially terminated...
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Dear Diary, It’s official – we no longer have a Death! He didn’t come back, so his contract has been terminated. We’re still waiting on the formal announcement (great, more bloody trumpets) but that’s...
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Listening to: The echoes of our laughter Mood: Upbeat Dear Diary, The impossible has happened. Last night War, Famine and I actually shared a pleasant evening in one another’s company. I think it’s...
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Dear Diary, Last night War and I popped into Blockbuster video to rent a DVD. Death had a little fold-up DVD player with built in screen, but he never let us use it. He left it behind when he went,...
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Rash update – Day 19
Dear Diary, There hasn’t been much to report in terms of rash activity (by which I mean activity of my rash, not activity that is spontaneous and ill-judged) so I haven’t been mentioning it. You know...
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Third Penpal Letter
Dear Diary, Still no word back from US President Barack Obama. I’d have thought he would have replied to at least one of my previous letters by now. I’ll be honest, I’m getting a little impatient. I...
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Dear Diary, Well War eventually made it home last night, lugging a semi-conscious Famine along in a wheelbarrow. I asked where they’d been and if he knew what happened after the poker game, but he just...
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Dear Diary, There was a bit of excitement last night (finally!). We were just setting up a game of Ker-Plunk when who should appear but the Archangel Gabriel? Literally just appeared, no warning, no...
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Dear Diary, I was right! The young lad who just moved into the house turned up today, completely out of the blue. He found the shed, which we reckon means he must be our new Death. I must say, he makes...
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